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Monday, March 28, 2011
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This week President conberso on his journey in Chile and elsewhere more and yebo design which his wife and assume a hija.y ba to get started Gerra
Rebels in Libya
Libyan rebels are fighting for control of a major road that leads to the hometown of Gaddafi. While on the move the rebels came under attack the rebels have seized major coastal cities along with important oil installations. On monday the rebels came under attack from government troops.
iTunes New Benefit Album
As Japan recovers from the devastating earthquake and tsunami that struck on March 11, the world's top recording artists respond to the tragedy with this benefit album. The 38 tracks include some of their biggest hits, featuring an exclusive remix of Lady GaGa's "Born This Way," along with original versions of Katy Perry's "Firework," Bruno Mars' "Talking to the Moon," Adele's "Make You Feel My Love," and more. All proceeds go to the Japanese Red Cross.
The iTunes Store, iBookstore, and App Store are available only to persons age 13 or older and in the U.S. iTunes 9 or later, compatible hardware and software, and Internet access (fees may apply) are required. Books require iBooks 1.2 on an iPad or iOS 4 device. Some content has specific hardware or software requirements; please review product information before purchasing. Full terms apply, available at www.apple.com/legal/itunes/us/terms.html. For more information see www.apple.com/itunes/. Content prices and availability subject to change.
Disappearance of Disney Cruise Liner Employee
Rebecca Coriam who is originally from Chester, England was an employee at a Disney Cruise Liner and she was reported missing last Tuesday after she did not show up for a scheduled shift on the Disney Wonder. She was the coordinator of youth activities and they searched the ship twice. They ship is huge carrying over 3,000 passengers. No one knows where she is.
A FRENCH RAFALE FIGHTER JET REFUELS WITH AN AIRBORNE BOEING C-135 REFUELLING TANKER AIRCRAFT FROM THE ISTRES MILITARY AIR BASE DURING A REFUELLING OPERATION ABOVE THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA MARCH 25,2011. He said the U.S. military initially assumed command of all three missions in order to quickly implement the U.N. resolution authorizing the action. But President Barack Obama and other U.S. officials made it clear the United States would hand off control of the operation as soon as feasible.
Burma Earthquake
On Thursday a 6.8 magnitude earthquake hit North-Eastern Burma. 75 people have been reportedly killed. Burma was not prepared for any type of natural disasters so they fear the casualties are much higher.
U.S. Supreme Court rejects appeal from Georgia death row inmate
The supreme courts reject a mans (Troy Davis) request to delay his execution, to have more time to prove is innocence. He was accused of shooting an off-duty officer. It was said he was harrassing a homeless man at a burger king when the off-duty officer Mark MacPhail came to his rescue, then witnesses said they saw davis shoot MacPhail 2 times and flee the seen.
Elizabeth Taylor: 1932–2011
In 1966. In addition to her silver-screen success, Taylor was well-known for her flashy style and her many marriages—eight, to seven different men, including Richard Burton (twice), Eddie Fisher, and former senator John Warner. Born in London to American parents, she moved with her family to the U.S. in 1939 to escape World War II. Taylor had been ill with congestive heart failure for several years and was hospitalized in February.
Spring Break
Every year millions of people get together before spring starts in ruins of Teotihuacan and Chichen Itza. For others visitor they get together in Teotihuacán and Calixtlahuaca in Mexico. The same as Chiapas; Tulum, Quintana Roo; Xochicalco y El Tepozteco, Morelos, y Monte Albán y Mitla, Oaxaca. Like about 12:45 yesterday in the central of the sun enter the plane of the Earth Ecuador. They recommened to carry lots of water. To also wear hats and umbrella.
more leaks in japan
Another Radiation leak found in Japan
"Highly radioactive water has been found for the first time outside one of the reactor buildings at Japan's quake-hit Fukushima nuclear plant, officials say"
Japanese officials criticised the plant's operater, Tepco, for false radiation readings in the past.
"Highly radioactive water has been found for the first time outside one of the reactor buildings at Japan's quake-hit Fukushima nuclear plant, officials say"
Japanese officials criticised the plant's operater, Tepco, for false radiation readings in the past.
Rebels in Libya
Rebels in Libya are battling for the control of a road leading to the heartland of government loyalists. The rebel army is swiftly moving west but came under attack as they were approaching the hometown of Gaddafi. The rebels have seized key coastal communities and important oil installations in recent days.
Suicide attack kills at least 13 in Afghanistan
A suicide bombing targeting contractors working in eastern Afghanistan killed at lest 13 and wounded 50 others. There was 3 suicide bombers involved in this they had a truck full of explosives which they used to attack Zahir construction company.
obama/education/immigration
Obama will be talking about Education/Immigration today at 8pm. He will be talking about what his plan and what he will be doing about Education for illegal immigarants. Elizabeth Taylor Dies at 79!
Elizabeth Taylor finally dies after many years of struggling with many diseases and illnesses! In the end it was congestive heart failure that put an end to her long wonderful life. On March 23, 2011 Elizabeth Taylor passed away, surrounded by her 4 children. She had a private and quiet Jewish ceremony on March 24, 2011. Taylor is entombed in the Great Mausoleum where no one can see her tomb. She even requested for her funeral to start 15 minutes after her funeral was planned to start so she could be late for her own funeral.
Lady Gaga criticises Malaysian gay lyric censorship
lady Gaga has urged her fans to protest over her lycirs being censored. They are blocking some of the trems in her song just because she is premoting gay people. She says her fans like the way she signs son now she wants all her song to not have censorned words.
Censorship examlpe is cutting of any unapproiate langue from the song like bad or not should be used words
Radiation Levels In Oregon
There are radiation levels throughout Oregon. The monotors are still showing that there is no risk of radiation from Japan. State officals said "we do not expect any reading above normal" to help keep the public informed on a day-to-day basis the state is not posting radation levels. you can also call if you are concerned or have any questions. 1-877-290-6767 from 8am to 5pm on weakdays. It has been said that Oregon will not be affected by Japan's radation.
King James Original
A little church in Hilmarton, England found an original English King James bible. They had always known this book to be the on a table on the end of the last row of pews. They had this verified by Rev. David Smith, who opened it and immediately said yes this is a King James original. He knew because there was a error in the original, instead of saying Jesus went into the garden of Gethsemane, it said Judas did. Since this error was special to the St. Laurence bibles they were able to pinpoint where it was made.
Tuesday, March 8, 2011
Obama Glad Pastor Didn't Burn "My Beloved Quran"
The artical was saying that obama said to Minister Terry Jones for "not burning my beloved Quran, the true compilation of the verbal revelations given to the Holy Prophet Muhammad."
Satira
Born in Indianapolis, Indiana in 1957, Varvel was drawn to cartoons as a child when he saw a copy of MAD magazine. His freshman year at Danville High School in Danville, Indiana, Varvel won his first cartoon contest held by the school newspaper. Winning the award landed him a job as the staff cartoonist and he also became the sports editor. In 1974, he met Jerry Barnett, the editorial cartoonist for The Indianapolis News who mentored and encouraged him to pursue a career in cartooning.
Assorted Nuts
libya's dramatic successes over the past weeks, appears to have hit a wall of overwhelming power from loyalists of Moammar Gadhafi.
My politcal carton is saying that Gadhafi is really nuts in the head
SATIRE
Los sátiros, relacionados con las Ménades, forman el «cortejo dionisíaco» que acompaña al dios Dioniso. Pueden estar también asociados con el dios Pan. Algunas tradiciones consideran a Sileno padre de la tribu de los sátiros. Los tres mayores de éstos, llamados Marón, Leneo y Astreo, eran iguales a su padre, y por ellos fueron también conocidos como silenos. Según algunas versiones del mito, habrían sido ellos los padres de los sátiros (de los que entonces sería Sileno su abuelo). Los tres estuvieron en el séquito de Dioniso cuando éste viajó a la India, y de hecho Astreo era el conductor de su carro.
America today
Obesity is a big thing that's going on in Our land we call America!over the past 20 years there has been a dramatic increase in obesity.
Pay cut sparks teacher strikes
I found an article about pay cuts in California. I thought it was unfair because teachers have a very important job. The political cartoon is saying that people are so angry about paying taxes for teachers but yet they are so demanding about their childs education. Teachers spend most of their day with other people's children yet they are not rewarded enough for having to stand those wicked little brats. I know i would not have the patience to watch over children i would problably get fired within the day. I found that article at http://socialistworker.org/2010/12/17/pay-cut-sparks-teachers-strike
American citizens fleeing the bloody rebellion in Libya today spoke of the traumatic scenes they had witnessed before they left the country.
As a ferry carrying hundreds of Americans trapped in Tripoli landed in Malta and a plane filled with evacuees landed in Turkey, evacuees brought stories of carnage from the streets of Tripoli.
They spoke of children shot with high velocity weapons, helicopters attacking protesters and random shootings of innocent civilians.
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360120/Libya-protests-US-citizens-saw-Gaddafis-troops-shoot-children.html#ixzz1G2w6rGea
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1360120/Libya-protests-US-citizens-saw-Gaddafis-troops-shoot-children.html#ixzz1G2w1ZscH
La sátira es ante todo un género literario o su forma, aunque en la práctica también se puede encontrar en las artes gráficas y escénicas. En la sátira, los vicios, locuras, abusos y deficiencias se llevan a cabo hasta el ridículo, a ser posible con la intención de avergonzar a los individuos y la sociedad misma, en la mejora. [1] Aunque la sátira suele ser la intención de ser divertido, su mayor propósito es a menudo constructiva crítica social, utilizando el ingenio como arma.
President Obama and the Middle East
Former President Jimmy Carter stated that"Obama has basically given up on peace in The Middle East".President Jimmy Carter concluded his statement with this:"I don't have any feeling of success for what President Obama had done in the Middle East".
http://www.foxnews.com/topics/entertainment/movies/actors/charlie-sheen.htm
Libya
Tanks and planes hit Libya rebels:
this article talks about Libyan rebels being attacked by tanks and planes, there were 3 attacks west of the capital. Also there were warplanes that fired missels on residentual areas, and near the rebels location.
so i picked this cartton becuase it is Quaddafis face made out of missels, and the article i found talks about the attack on rebles in Libya
U.S Warships docked in Libya
This weekend two U.S warships docked in Libya, on the southern Mediterranean island of Crete, carrying around 1,200 Marines. The day before an assault ship with a fleet of helicopters and an attack destroyer arrived carrying about 4,000 personnel including Marines. They docked at the base in Crete to create tension in Libya. Obama has provided the U.S military to aircraft to assist in evacuating refugees, and has asked Muammar Gaddafi to step down.
Political Cartoon: Libya
Oficial" In Panamanian Spanish they use the slang term "oficial" which literally translates to "official" in English - and in this political cartoon it's shortened to the even shorter slang of "ofi" - which would be translated as "cool" or "great" or "alright" - indicating acceptance. Also, don't miss the fact that the guy on the right is wearing a baseball hat with the logo for the Cleveland Indians - get it?Lindsey Lohan Going To Jail..... and Staying.
This cartoon has irony and exaggeration. Because it is saying that Lindsey Lohan is finally going to jail and going to stay there, and that she is not going to be able to just buy her way out and she is getting what she deserves.Lindsey Lohan appeared in court after stealing a 2,500 dollar necklas on Janurary 22. She returned to court on Janurary 23rd and was given a plea deal. She has two weeks to think about it and is scheduled to be back in court on March 10th to say what her decisson is.
Energy Drink Bad For Kids?
http://www.studentnewsdaily.com/daily-news-article/study-energy-drinks-could-be-harmful-to-children/
Here are some of the ingredients you may find in popular energy drinks and what they do in the body:http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2008/10/election-night-energy-caffeine-levels-of-energy-drinks-coffee-sodas/
* Ephedrine – A stimulant that works on the central nervous system. It is a common ingredient in weight-loss products and decongestants, but there have been concerns about its effects on the heart.
* Taurine – A natural amino acid produced by the body that helps regulate heart beat and muscle contractions. Many health experts aren’t sure what effect it has as a drink additive (and the rumor that taurine comes from bull testicles is false).
* Ginseng – A root believed by some to have several medicinal properties, including reducing stress and boosting energy levels.
* B-vitamins – A group of vitamins that can convert sugar to energy and improve muscle tone.
* Guarana seed – A stimulant that comes from a small shrub native to Venezuela and Brazil.
* Carnitine – An amino acid that plays a role in fatty acid metabolism.
* Creatine – An organic acid that helps supply energy for muscle contractions.
* Inositol – A member of the vitamin B complex (not a vitamin itself, because the human body can synthesize it) that helps relay messages within cells in the body.
* Ginkgo biloba – Made from the seeds of the ginkgo biloba tree, thought to enhance memory.
Monday, March 7, 2011
Westboro baptist church
Westboro Bapstist Church Wins Right to Spew Awful Hate-Filled Garbage (Hooray?)
POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio
Goddamnit! As if I needed another reason to hate the Westboro Baptist Church, now I have to go and be happy that they won a case protecting their Constitutional right to be obnoxious, hate-filled, media-whoring trolls? Why do you make me support you, Fred Phelps?! Why?!?!
The Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that the First Amendment protects fundamentalist church members who mount attention-getting, anti-gay protests outside military funerals.
The court voted 8-1 in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan. The decision upheld an appeals court ruling that threw out a $5 million judgment to the father of a dead Marine who sued church members after they picketed his son's funeral…
"What Westboro said, in the whole context of how and where it chose to say it, is entitled to 'special protection' under the First Amendment," [Chief Justice John] Roberts wrote, "and that protection cannot be overcome by a jury finding that the picketing was outrageous."
Ugh! It could have gone worse. They could have lost. I think that being happy they won is better than being sad they lost. In a weird way. Then I'd probably feel compelled to defend them. Then people who feel the same way as me — but are less lazy — would probably feel compelled to go out and protest the Phelps' lost right to protest. And that would get very confusing.
It would be so much nicer to have one set of rules for people we like and another set for people we hate.
I think I'm actually starting to see the appeal of the Tea Party movement
POSTED BY: Dennis DiClaudio
Goddamnit! As if I needed another reason to hate the Westboro Baptist Church, now I have to go and be happy that they won a case protecting their Constitutional right to be obnoxious, hate-filled, media-whoring trolls? Why do you make me support you, Fred Phelps?! Why?!?!
The Supreme Court ruled Wednesday that the First Amendment protects fundamentalist church members who mount attention-getting, anti-gay protests outside military funerals.
The court voted 8-1 in favor of the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka, Kan. The decision upheld an appeals court ruling that threw out a $5 million judgment to the father of a dead Marine who sued church members after they picketed his son's funeral…
"What Westboro said, in the whole context of how and where it chose to say it, is entitled to 'special protection' under the First Amendment," [Chief Justice John] Roberts wrote, "and that protection cannot be overcome by a jury finding that the picketing was outrageous."
Ugh! It could have gone worse. They could have lost. I think that being happy they won is better than being sad they lost. In a weird way. Then I'd probably feel compelled to defend them. Then people who feel the same way as me — but are less lazy — would probably feel compelled to go out and protest the Phelps' lost right to protest. And that would get very confusing.
It would be so much nicer to have one set of rules for people we like and another set for people we hate.
I think I'm actually starting to see the appeal of the Tea Party movement
satire
La sátira es ante todo un género literario o su forma, aunque en la práctica también se puede encontrar en las artes gráficas y escénicas. En la sátira, los vicios, locuras, abusos y deficiencias se llevan a cabo hasta el ridículo, a ser posible con la intención de avergonzar a los individuos y la sociedad misma, en la mejora. [1] Aunque la sátira suele ser la intención de ser divertido, su mayor propósito es a menudo constructiva crítica social, utilizando el ingenio como arma.
Disney Show Acting School
Go check out the SNL's skit about Disney actors.
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/disney-channel-acting-school/1311340/
http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/disney-channel-acting-school/1311340/
Satire in "Wuthering Heights"
In the book "Wuthering Heights" by Emily Bronte I noticed an instance of satire. The two main characters in the book, Cathering Earnshaw and Heathcliff are wild and rebellious. One night they run off to Thrushcross Grange where two other kids their age live. Catherine and Heathcliff make fun of them while spying on them through the window. Those two kids are civilized, the perfect example of civilized memebers of society. They would be described as "pompous." Later in the book Catherine ends up marrying the guy she was making fun of and she becoming civilized herself after she riduculed him. This is satire because we see ridiculousness and irony in this part of the book. Those two things are components of satire and are included in the definition.
Canning PBS
This is making fun of pbs channel back in Feburary 20th to 26th of 2011 when they where wanting to cancel it. Oscar is saying "I knew we couldn't count on the elephant"Saying he is the reson they canceled the pbs Sesame Street. I think that they should have kept the show because it is good for kids education.
SATIRE
La sátira es ante todo un género literario o su forma, aunque en la práctica también se puede encontrar en las artes gráficas y escénicas. En la sátira, los vicios, locuras, abusos y deficiencias se llevan a cabo hasta el ridículo, a ser posible con la intención de avergonzar a los individuos y la sociedad misma, en la mejora. [1] Aunque la sátira suele ser la intención de ser divertido, su mayor propósito es a menudo constructiva crítica social, utilizando el ingenio como arma.
Una característica común de la sátira es la ironía o el sarcasmo-fuerte "en la sátira, la ironía es militante" [2], pero la parodia, la burla, la exageración, la yuxtaposición, la analogía de comparación, y doble sentido son de uso frecuente en el habla y la escritura satírica. Este "militante", la ironía o el sarcasmo a menudo se profesa a aprobar (o al menos aceptar como naturales), las mismas cosas que el satírico deseos de atacar.
La sátira es hoy en día se encuentran en muchas formas artísticas de expresión, incluyendo la literatura, obras de teatro, comentario, y los medios de comunicación, tales como letras.
Gadaffi is Ironman's Whipplash
U.S. Military highers Mickey Rourke to play Gadaffi on ABC News exclusive.
why doctor's are idiots
NaturalNews Satire) With mandatory vaccines suddenly being forced onto parents by doctors and so-called "health authorities" in places like Maryland, New Jersey and Texas, you might think that doctors being full of bunk is a new phenomenon. But no, it's nothing new. Doctors have been full of bunk for more than a hundred years! What follows is a short timeline of the nonsense, junk science, negligence and harmful advice peddled by medical doctors over the last 150 years or so: (see the end of this article for serious follow-up comments describing the intent behind this satire piece)
1850's
Ignaz Semmelweis, an Austrian-Hungarian obstetrician working in a clinic that delivers babies, is labeled "insane" by his fellow doctors for having the audacity to suggest that doctors should wash their hands between delivering babies. He's fired from his job, ostracized by the medical community and later dies in an insane asylum and is only vindicated long after his death when it is realized that, indeed, infections are spread from one patient to another by physicians who are too lazy, stubborn or egoistic to simply wash their hands. (A lack of hand washing continues to be the primary reason why MRSA and other superbugs are spread in hospitals today...)
1920's
Don't breastfeed your babies! Use infant formula instead. It's more "high-tech." Cow's milk is obviously healthier for your babies than mother's milk, right? That's what the doc says... Result: Tens of millions of mothers stopped breastfeeding their babies, resulting in widespread nutritional deficiencies that impacted those children for life. The pushing of infant formula onto mothers continues today in hospitals across the country which are paid by infant formula manufacturers to give free samples of infant formula to new mothers, hoping they will stop breastfeeding and start buying formula. (Saving grace: A few courageous pediatricians now speak out forcefully about the importance of breastfeeding...)
1930's
Smoking while pregnant? No problem. Doctors recommend Camels more than any other cigarette! Result: Massive chemical toxicity of the bodies of newborns. Increased cancer risk, reduced brain development and a lifetime of immune system disorders. (Cigarette ads routinely appeared in the Journal of the American Medical Association for well over a decade.)
1940's
Need a new pair of shoes for your kid? Go size 'em up with the fluoroscope X-ray machine at your local shoe store! Never mind the radiation exposure of 20 - 75 rems per minute! See wikipedia article here. Result: Massive increase in cancer among parents and children who visited the shoe stores. Doctors remained silent on this significant health risk for decades while millions were harmed -- even after strong evidence pointed to the fact that X-ray radiation caused cancer.
1950's
Hey pregnant women, take thalidomide for your cancer! Don't worry about your unborn children. This chemical is perfectly safe! Result: 10,000 children born with physical deformities. Doctors continued to use infants and pregnant women in pharmaceutical experiments for the next fifty years. See Vaccines and Medical Experiments on Children, Minorities, Woman and Inmates (1845 - 2007).
1960's
Feed your children processed foods! White bread is good for them, don't you know? And monosodium glutamate is perfectly healthy for children, which is why food companies add it to baby food! So is saccharin, hydrogenated oils and sodium nitrite in processed meat. Result: Massive malnutrition, liver damage, and the beginnings of the diabetes and obesity epidemics that would sweep the nation over the next generation.
1970's
Place mercury into the mouths of your little children by having their cavities filled with "silver" fillings (made with 40% mercury, a potent neurotoxin). Result: Widespread mercury toxicity in children, resulting in a sharp increase in neurological conditions, including behavioral disorders, infertility and autism. Ignorant, obstinate dentists continue to use mercury fillings today, and the American Dental Association remains in full support of this extremely dangerous heavy metal that results in the mass poisoning of children.
Your kid have a cold? It's probably because their tonsils need to be removed! Tonsils have no biological function anyway, doctors claimed. Result: Over the last several decades, surgeons have removed tens of millions of tonsils, maiming children with a medically useless procedure that has now been proven virtually worthless. But it sure did raise funds to pay for the luxury German sedans driven by those surgeons!
1980's
Microwave all the food you feed children. It's quick, convenient and perfectly healthy! Result: A massive increase in the consumption of processed, artificially modified and dead foods. The introduction of the microwave correlates nearly perfectly with the explosion of obesity and diabetes in western nations. Most doctors still have nothing negative to say about the use of the microwave.
Does your child have an ear infection? Hammer them with antibiotics. Don't worry about the fact that antibiotics are useless against ear infections, or that they wipe out your child's friendly intestinal flora and cause nutritional deficiencies. It's doctor-recommended, so it must be good, right? Result: Billions of doses of useless antibiotics helped breed a new generation of superbug viruses that have now escaped the hospitals and are infecting the public at large. Antibiotics are useless to stop them, and doctors still have not figured out that you can kill superbugs with colloidal silver or garlic. (A fact that ancient human civilizations knew thousands of years ago...)
1990's
Coat your children with sunscreen. The sun is dangerous and has no health benefits whatsoever, didn't you know? And besides, all those chemicals in sunscreen are perfectly safe. Result: Children are now living with severe vitamin D deficiencies (even rickets!) that greatly increase rates of breast cancer, prostate cancer, osteoporosis, depression, obesity and diabetes. Doctors still don't recognize the important role of vitamin D in children's health, and they prescribe drugs to treat the symptoms of disease rather than recommending vitamin D (which would correct the underlying problems and eliminate the need for pharmaceuticals).
Does your baby have a cough? Feed 'em sugared-up, chemically-contaminated cough syrup made by pharmaceutical companies. Don't worry that it's never been tested on infants or approved by the FDA. It works, right? It's doctor-recommended! Result: Over a billion doses of useless, "quack" cough medicine swallowed by infants. The cough syrup hoax was finally blown wide open in 2007 when a few courageous pediatric physicians finally admitted the products have absolutely no medicinal effects and might, in fact, be dangerous for infants and children. The FDA continues to allow their sale, however, since they're still quite profitable to Big Pharma (even though they don't work).
Is little Johnny a bit too jazzed up for your comfort level? Don't worry, psychiatrists have a solution: Street drugs for children! Illegal amphetamines are now legal thanks to the Big Pharma / FDA partnership, and your friendly psych doctor is ready to prescribe Ritalin and antidepressant drugs to your "hyperactive" kids. Result: Widespread school shootings in America. Tens of millions of children suffer stunted physical and mental development -- a dangerous side effects that doesn't emerge until 2007. See http://www.NaturalNews.com/021944.html
2000's
Too posh to push? Don't worry, your obstetrician will schedule a C-section childbirth appointment and deliver the baby on YOUR schedule instead of Mother Nature's. It's more convenient for him, too, because then he can still make his golf game. Don't worry about the baby: There's no benefit to vaginal childbirth anyway, right? What better way to welcome your child to the world than with a scalpel! Result: Millions of women subject their children to non-natural child birthing that results in an increased risk of lung disease afflictions as well as psychological birthing trauma lasting a lifetime.
Worried about your child getting an infectious disease? Inject your children with multiple vaccines. It will protect them from infectious disease and may, in fact, protect them from oral sex! (At least that's what Merck claims.) Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little mercury, right? Result: Unknown. It's a great medical experiment now being conducted on the children of America. It's backed by idiot doctors and gun-toting law enforcement personnel who are ready to arrest parents who resist the vaccination mandates.
Need some food for your baby? Buy Similac (or any other baby formula powder). It's made with 42.6% corn syrup solids and 10.1% sugar, making it over 50% refined sugars! Marketed with a cuddly teddy bear on the front label and sporting the claim, "Balanced nutrition for older babies," Similac and other infant formula products are little more than sugar water for babies. Doctors and pediatricians remain silent. There is no outcry. No national scandal. No action by the FDA to protect babies. Some doctors even recommend this stuff! (And stupid parents keep buying it!)
2007
A survey of 1,600 practicing physicians published in the Annals of Internal Medicine reveals that reveals that nearly half of all doctors failed to report an incompetent colleague who posed a risk to the health or safety of a patient. The same survey also revealed that a majority of doctors would send their patients to get expensive imaging work done at an imaging facility in which they held a financial interest, but only 24 percent of doctors said they would reveal that conflict of interest to patients.
Result: Yet more incompetent, dishonest doctors continue to scam customers and harm patients. The scourge of modern medicine continues as corrupt, ignorant and downright incompetent doctors continue to harm millions of expectant mothers, infants, babies and children with their deadly Big Pharma chemicals and disastrous health advice. The reputation of doctors plummets in the minds of the American public, and most patients now turn to the Internet to find answers that their doctors either don't know or refuse to tell them. The mass exodus of patients away from conventional medicine is now well underway...
Why doctors are still idiots
When it comes to medical idiocy, these examples are just the tip of the iceberg. The same hopelessly outdated medical system that has given us cigarette-promoting doctors, breastfeeding-censoring doctors and superbug-breeding doctors is now claiming your children need yet more chemicals in their bodies in the form of vaccinations!
And, by the way, these doctors are the only people in the world who are right. They'll tell you so themselves! They are the sole source of all knowledge on anything related to health and medicine, and they've now garnered enough political power that they've managed to criminalize parents who disagree with their medical dogma.
You know what the difference is between God and doctors?
God doesn't think he's a doctor.
These days, instead of doctors simply being full of nonsense, they are suddenly a very real danger to your personal freedom. Before, they were just peddling health nonsense. Now they hold the keys to your freedom and the custody of your children. Refuse to go along with new mandatory vaccination programs in New Jersey, for example, and you can be arrested, imprisoned, charged with a crime and have your children kidnapped by Child Protective Services. How dare you disagree with the High Priests of medical dogma!
Personally, I don't necessarily mind doctors being full of crap. It's amusing to watch, and hilarious to document. But I do mind doctors being full of crap while invoking law enforcement authorities to pull out a Glock, slap a 10-round magazine in the grip, point the barrel to the head of a mother of three children and demand, "Take OUR medicine, or you'll be arrested." Which is, of course, essentially what's happening in New Jersey and Maryland right now. It's called Gunpoint Medicine, and if you don't believe me, move to New Jersey, and refuse to have your children vaccinated. It won't be long before armed men show up at your front door with Child Protective Services standing behind them, ready to grab your kid, toss him into an unmarked van, and have you arrested for "resisting vaccination." This is not fiction. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. It takes truly evil people to dream up this kind of medical terrorism -- the very people who work for Big Pharma and the FDA.
Or maybe I'm wrong about all this. Maybe doctors and health authorities have been full of crap for a hundred years, and now all of a sudden in 2007, they're instantly right! Maybe they've been visited by supernatural, omniscient beings who gave them perfect knowledge (along with a new Merck vaccine) and all they're doing is running around the country saving little children's lives for the good of humanity.
Perhaps 2007 is the new Golden Age of children's health, to be initiated with a mass injection of kiddies with a dozen new toxic mercury injections to "protect" these kids from things that will probably never happen to them. Maybe now, in 2007, organized medicine has reversed all its years of bullsnot and finally found the light! And that light, we're told, comes in the form of a pill... or a vaccine... or chemotherapy... or whatever they tell you to take next.
Yes, indeed! We've been saved by Big Pharma and a brigade of doctors! Hail the FDA! Praise the pharmaceutical giants! Give thanks for mandatory injections! Listen to the doctors and we'll all be saved!
Quick Note: This satire piece does not mean to imply that ALL doctors are complete idiots when it comes to health. There are exceptions. Many of the outstanding people I know in natural health started as conventional medical doctors (M.D.s). The difference between complete idiot doctors and intelligent doctors is that idiots are not willing to abandon their existing dogmatic beliefs when faced with new, contradictory evidence. Intelligent people, on the other hand, adapt and evolve their ideas when faced with new information or evidence.
Conventional medicine, for the most part, does not want to learn anything new that might challenge its existing status quo dominance over the lives of parents and children. "Innovation is the enemy of the status quo," and genuine health enhancement (and disease prevention) is the enemy of the entrenched medical industrial complex. Most doctors are complete idiots because they follow a dogmatic, religious-like belief in blatantly outdated junk medical science, even when real world observations and evidence demands the embracing of ideas that overthrow previously protected beliefs and career egos.
Until doctors can abandon their egos and admit they don't know everything, they will continue to be full of crap.
The purpose behind this satire piece is not to engage in silly name-calling exercises, but rather to play an important role in social commentary on the huge failures of modern medicine today. Satire and humor have important functions in any free society: They reveal what's wrong in a hilarious light, simultaneously entertaining us while encouraging us to challenge our own ideas and, perhaps, come up with new, better solutions for future generations. Political cartoons, stand-up comedians and satire pieces like this one all play a role in getting people to think more carefully about the issues at hand.
Consider this: If modern medicine really worked well, and if doctors were creating wonderful solutions that kept people healthy, then we wouldn't have much of anything to make fun of! The fact that silly humor and examples of idiotic behavior are so easy to find in conventional medicine today is indicative of the failure of medicine to be effective. Satire "attack" humor carries a sub-text message that says, "We can do better." We don't have to suffer under an idiotic system of medicine. We can create a better future based on genuine health freedom, the promotion of disease prevention programs, and the embracing of plant-based medicines that are safe, affordable and highly effective.
Until we get there, poking fun at the hilarious (but sometimes quite harmful and disastrous) failures of conventional medicine is an important way to keep reminding us all how crazy we are to follow this entrenched system of failed medicine. After all, if conventional medicine really worked well, wouldn't we all be healthy by now?
Finally, I must add that there is idiocy and humor in every industry. Even natural health has its own idiots, too. Every industry has some area that can be improved, and there are always idiots working alongside geniuses and compassionate leaders, no matter where you look (except, perhaps, in politics, where it seems to be almost entirely idiots...). It just seems that conventional medicine has more than its fair share of short-sighted individuals (which I am equating with the term "idiots"). It's not just the doctors, of course, but the doctors have played a significant role in promoting the dogmatic beliefs that have helped deliver this disastrous failure of a health care system that we all suffer under in America today. Cuba actually has better health care results than America, and that country has virtually none of the technology, pharmaceuticals and insurance programs that we have.
That says a lot right there. To some, it's downright hilarious. Personally, I can't help but laugh at the whole system of western medicine. And I plan to keep making fun of it for as long as it continues to produce more health care follies
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/022389_doctors_bad_medicine.html#ixzz1Fx4qZCAD
1850's
Ignaz Semmelweis, an Austrian-Hungarian obstetrician working in a clinic that delivers babies, is labeled "insane" by his fellow doctors for having the audacity to suggest that doctors should wash their hands between delivering babies. He's fired from his job, ostracized by the medical community and later dies in an insane asylum and is only vindicated long after his death when it is realized that, indeed, infections are spread from one patient to another by physicians who are too lazy, stubborn or egoistic to simply wash their hands. (A lack of hand washing continues to be the primary reason why MRSA and other superbugs are spread in hospitals today...)
1920's
Don't breastfeed your babies! Use infant formula instead. It's more "high-tech." Cow's milk is obviously healthier for your babies than mother's milk, right? That's what the doc says... Result: Tens of millions of mothers stopped breastfeeding their babies, resulting in widespread nutritional deficiencies that impacted those children for life. The pushing of infant formula onto mothers continues today in hospitals across the country which are paid by infant formula manufacturers to give free samples of infant formula to new mothers, hoping they will stop breastfeeding and start buying formula. (Saving grace: A few courageous pediatricians now speak out forcefully about the importance of breastfeeding...)
1930's
Smoking while pregnant? No problem. Doctors recommend Camels more than any other cigarette! Result: Massive chemical toxicity of the bodies of newborns. Increased cancer risk, reduced brain development and a lifetime of immune system disorders. (Cigarette ads routinely appeared in the Journal of the American Medical Association for well over a decade.)
1940's
Need a new pair of shoes for your kid? Go size 'em up with the fluoroscope X-ray machine at your local shoe store! Never mind the radiation exposure of 20 - 75 rems per minute! See wikipedia article here. Result: Massive increase in cancer among parents and children who visited the shoe stores. Doctors remained silent on this significant health risk for decades while millions were harmed -- even after strong evidence pointed to the fact that X-ray radiation caused cancer.
1950's
Hey pregnant women, take thalidomide for your cancer! Don't worry about your unborn children. This chemical is perfectly safe! Result: 10,000 children born with physical deformities. Doctors continued to use infants and pregnant women in pharmaceutical experiments for the next fifty years. See Vaccines and Medical Experiments on Children, Minorities, Woman and Inmates (1845 - 2007).
1960's
Feed your children processed foods! White bread is good for them, don't you know? And monosodium glutamate is perfectly healthy for children, which is why food companies add it to baby food! So is saccharin, hydrogenated oils and sodium nitrite in processed meat. Result: Massive malnutrition, liver damage, and the beginnings of the diabetes and obesity epidemics that would sweep the nation over the next generation.
1970's
Place mercury into the mouths of your little children by having their cavities filled with "silver" fillings (made with 40% mercury, a potent neurotoxin). Result: Widespread mercury toxicity in children, resulting in a sharp increase in neurological conditions, including behavioral disorders, infertility and autism. Ignorant, obstinate dentists continue to use mercury fillings today, and the American Dental Association remains in full support of this extremely dangerous heavy metal that results in the mass poisoning of children.
Your kid have a cold? It's probably because their tonsils need to be removed! Tonsils have no biological function anyway, doctors claimed. Result: Over the last several decades, surgeons have removed tens of millions of tonsils, maiming children with a medically useless procedure that has now been proven virtually worthless. But it sure did raise funds to pay for the luxury German sedans driven by those surgeons!
1980's
Microwave all the food you feed children. It's quick, convenient and perfectly healthy! Result: A massive increase in the consumption of processed, artificially modified and dead foods. The introduction of the microwave correlates nearly perfectly with the explosion of obesity and diabetes in western nations. Most doctors still have nothing negative to say about the use of the microwave.
Does your child have an ear infection? Hammer them with antibiotics. Don't worry about the fact that antibiotics are useless against ear infections, or that they wipe out your child's friendly intestinal flora and cause nutritional deficiencies. It's doctor-recommended, so it must be good, right? Result: Billions of doses of useless antibiotics helped breed a new generation of superbug viruses that have now escaped the hospitals and are infecting the public at large. Antibiotics are useless to stop them, and doctors still have not figured out that you can kill superbugs with colloidal silver or garlic. (A fact that ancient human civilizations knew thousands of years ago...)
1990's
Coat your children with sunscreen. The sun is dangerous and has no health benefits whatsoever, didn't you know? And besides, all those chemicals in sunscreen are perfectly safe. Result: Children are now living with severe vitamin D deficiencies (even rickets!) that greatly increase rates of breast cancer, prostate cancer, osteoporosis, depression, obesity and diabetes. Doctors still don't recognize the important role of vitamin D in children's health, and they prescribe drugs to treat the symptoms of disease rather than recommending vitamin D (which would correct the underlying problems and eliminate the need for pharmaceuticals).
Does your baby have a cough? Feed 'em sugared-up, chemically-contaminated cough syrup made by pharmaceutical companies. Don't worry that it's never been tested on infants or approved by the FDA. It works, right? It's doctor-recommended! Result: Over a billion doses of useless, "quack" cough medicine swallowed by infants. The cough syrup hoax was finally blown wide open in 2007 when a few courageous pediatric physicians finally admitted the products have absolutely no medicinal effects and might, in fact, be dangerous for infants and children. The FDA continues to allow their sale, however, since they're still quite profitable to Big Pharma (even though they don't work).
Is little Johnny a bit too jazzed up for your comfort level? Don't worry, psychiatrists have a solution: Street drugs for children! Illegal amphetamines are now legal thanks to the Big Pharma / FDA partnership, and your friendly psych doctor is ready to prescribe Ritalin and antidepressant drugs to your "hyperactive" kids. Result: Widespread school shootings in America. Tens of millions of children suffer stunted physical and mental development -- a dangerous side effects that doesn't emerge until 2007. See http://www.NaturalNews.com/021944.html
2000's
Too posh to push? Don't worry, your obstetrician will schedule a C-section childbirth appointment and deliver the baby on YOUR schedule instead of Mother Nature's. It's more convenient for him, too, because then he can still make his golf game. Don't worry about the baby: There's no benefit to vaginal childbirth anyway, right? What better way to welcome your child to the world than with a scalpel! Result: Millions of women subject their children to non-natural child birthing that results in an increased risk of lung disease afflictions as well as psychological birthing trauma lasting a lifetime.
Worried about your child getting an infectious disease? Inject your children with multiple vaccines. It will protect them from infectious disease and may, in fact, protect them from oral sex! (At least that's what Merck claims.) Besides, there's nothing wrong with a little mercury, right? Result: Unknown. It's a great medical experiment now being conducted on the children of America. It's backed by idiot doctors and gun-toting law enforcement personnel who are ready to arrest parents who resist the vaccination mandates.
Need some food for your baby? Buy Similac (or any other baby formula powder). It's made with 42.6% corn syrup solids and 10.1% sugar, making it over 50% refined sugars! Marketed with a cuddly teddy bear on the front label and sporting the claim, "Balanced nutrition for older babies," Similac and other infant formula products are little more than sugar water for babies. Doctors and pediatricians remain silent. There is no outcry. No national scandal. No action by the FDA to protect babies. Some doctors even recommend this stuff! (And stupid parents keep buying it!)
2007
A survey of 1,600 practicing physicians published in the Annals of Internal Medicine reveals that reveals that nearly half of all doctors failed to report an incompetent colleague who posed a risk to the health or safety of a patient. The same survey also revealed that a majority of doctors would send their patients to get expensive imaging work done at an imaging facility in which they held a financial interest, but only 24 percent of doctors said they would reveal that conflict of interest to patients.
Result: Yet more incompetent, dishonest doctors continue to scam customers and harm patients. The scourge of modern medicine continues as corrupt, ignorant and downright incompetent doctors continue to harm millions of expectant mothers, infants, babies and children with their deadly Big Pharma chemicals and disastrous health advice. The reputation of doctors plummets in the minds of the American public, and most patients now turn to the Internet to find answers that their doctors either don't know or refuse to tell them. The mass exodus of patients away from conventional medicine is now well underway...
Why doctors are still idiots
When it comes to medical idiocy, these examples are just the tip of the iceberg. The same hopelessly outdated medical system that has given us cigarette-promoting doctors, breastfeeding-censoring doctors and superbug-breeding doctors is now claiming your children need yet more chemicals in their bodies in the form of vaccinations!
And, by the way, these doctors are the only people in the world who are right. They'll tell you so themselves! They are the sole source of all knowledge on anything related to health and medicine, and they've now garnered enough political power that they've managed to criminalize parents who disagree with their medical dogma.
You know what the difference is between God and doctors?
God doesn't think he's a doctor.
These days, instead of doctors simply being full of nonsense, they are suddenly a very real danger to your personal freedom. Before, they were just peddling health nonsense. Now they hold the keys to your freedom and the custody of your children. Refuse to go along with new mandatory vaccination programs in New Jersey, for example, and you can be arrested, imprisoned, charged with a crime and have your children kidnapped by Child Protective Services. How dare you disagree with the High Priests of medical dogma!
Personally, I don't necessarily mind doctors being full of crap. It's amusing to watch, and hilarious to document. But I do mind doctors being full of crap while invoking law enforcement authorities to pull out a Glock, slap a 10-round magazine in the grip, point the barrel to the head of a mother of three children and demand, "Take OUR medicine, or you'll be arrested." Which is, of course, essentially what's happening in New Jersey and Maryland right now. It's called Gunpoint Medicine, and if you don't believe me, move to New Jersey, and refuse to have your children vaccinated. It won't be long before armed men show up at your front door with Child Protective Services standing behind them, ready to grab your kid, toss him into an unmarked van, and have you arrested for "resisting vaccination." This is not fiction. I couldn't make this stuff up if I tried. It takes truly evil people to dream up this kind of medical terrorism -- the very people who work for Big Pharma and the FDA.
Or maybe I'm wrong about all this. Maybe doctors and health authorities have been full of crap for a hundred years, and now all of a sudden in 2007, they're instantly right! Maybe they've been visited by supernatural, omniscient beings who gave them perfect knowledge (along with a new Merck vaccine) and all they're doing is running around the country saving little children's lives for the good of humanity.
Perhaps 2007 is the new Golden Age of children's health, to be initiated with a mass injection of kiddies with a dozen new toxic mercury injections to "protect" these kids from things that will probably never happen to them. Maybe now, in 2007, organized medicine has reversed all its years of bullsnot and finally found the light! And that light, we're told, comes in the form of a pill... or a vaccine... or chemotherapy... or whatever they tell you to take next.
Yes, indeed! We've been saved by Big Pharma and a brigade of doctors! Hail the FDA! Praise the pharmaceutical giants! Give thanks for mandatory injections! Listen to the doctors and we'll all be saved!
Quick Note: This satire piece does not mean to imply that ALL doctors are complete idiots when it comes to health. There are exceptions. Many of the outstanding people I know in natural health started as conventional medical doctors (M.D.s). The difference between complete idiot doctors and intelligent doctors is that idiots are not willing to abandon their existing dogmatic beliefs when faced with new, contradictory evidence. Intelligent people, on the other hand, adapt and evolve their ideas when faced with new information or evidence.
Conventional medicine, for the most part, does not want to learn anything new that might challenge its existing status quo dominance over the lives of parents and children. "Innovation is the enemy of the status quo," and genuine health enhancement (and disease prevention) is the enemy of the entrenched medical industrial complex. Most doctors are complete idiots because they follow a dogmatic, religious-like belief in blatantly outdated junk medical science, even when real world observations and evidence demands the embracing of ideas that overthrow previously protected beliefs and career egos.
Until doctors can abandon their egos and admit they don't know everything, they will continue to be full of crap.
The purpose behind this satire piece is not to engage in silly name-calling exercises, but rather to play an important role in social commentary on the huge failures of modern medicine today. Satire and humor have important functions in any free society: They reveal what's wrong in a hilarious light, simultaneously entertaining us while encouraging us to challenge our own ideas and, perhaps, come up with new, better solutions for future generations. Political cartoons, stand-up comedians and satire pieces like this one all play a role in getting people to think more carefully about the issues at hand.
Consider this: If modern medicine really worked well, and if doctors were creating wonderful solutions that kept people healthy, then we wouldn't have much of anything to make fun of! The fact that silly humor and examples of idiotic behavior are so easy to find in conventional medicine today is indicative of the failure of medicine to be effective. Satire "attack" humor carries a sub-text message that says, "We can do better." We don't have to suffer under an idiotic system of medicine. We can create a better future based on genuine health freedom, the promotion of disease prevention programs, and the embracing of plant-based medicines that are safe, affordable and highly effective.
Until we get there, poking fun at the hilarious (but sometimes quite harmful and disastrous) failures of conventional medicine is an important way to keep reminding us all how crazy we are to follow this entrenched system of failed medicine. After all, if conventional medicine really worked well, wouldn't we all be healthy by now?
Finally, I must add that there is idiocy and humor in every industry. Even natural health has its own idiots, too. Every industry has some area that can be improved, and there are always idiots working alongside geniuses and compassionate leaders, no matter where you look (except, perhaps, in politics, where it seems to be almost entirely idiots...). It just seems that conventional medicine has more than its fair share of short-sighted individuals (which I am equating with the term "idiots"). It's not just the doctors, of course, but the doctors have played a significant role in promoting the dogmatic beliefs that have helped deliver this disastrous failure of a health care system that we all suffer under in America today. Cuba actually has better health care results than America, and that country has virtually none of the technology, pharmaceuticals and insurance programs that we have.
That says a lot right there. To some, it's downright hilarious. Personally, I can't help but laugh at the whole system of western medicine. And I plan to keep making fun of it for as long as it continues to produce more health care follies
Learn more: http://www.naturalnews.com/022389_doctors_bad_medicine.html#ixzz1Fx4qZCAD
Satire Example
This is satire because it is making fun of Bart simpson and how he can be crazy and out of order
Satiri
mcdonalds photo represents that attracts children, and also Michael Jackson.
Difinicion: Satire is a literary subgenre that expresses anger toward an individual or to something and may hold different goals, either moralizing or merely playful mockery of someone or something.
Information: In the satire, we often find a little of everything, a little sarcasm, a bit of irony, parody, mockery, exaggeration, almost always based on reality.
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